{"id":2173,"date":"2019-09-22T19:57:17","date_gmt":"2019-09-22T17:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/?p=2173"},"modified":"2019-09-23T19:53:13","modified_gmt":"2019-09-23T17:53:13","slug":"meine-liebsten-chuck-witze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/?p=2173","title":{"rendered":"Meine liebsten Chuck Witze"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>1. Wie h\u00f6rt es sich an, wenn Chuck Norris angeln geht? \u2014 Du, Du und Du: rauskommen!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2. Chuck Norris tr\u00e4gt keine Uhr &#8211; ER entscheidet, wie sp\u00e4t es ist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3. Wie viele Liegest\u00fctzen kann Chuck Norris? Alle!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4. Chuck Norris hat bis Unendlich gez\u00e4hlt. Zweimal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5. Chuck Norris kann Dreht\u00fcren zuknallen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>6. Chuck Noris kennt die letzte Ziffer von Pi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>7. Kinder tragen Superman Schlafanz\u00fcge, Superman tr\u00e4gt Chuck Norris Schlafanz\u00fcge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>8. Kinder schauen ob Monster unter dem Bett sind, Monster schauen ob Chuck Norris unter dem Bett ist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>9.  Chuck Norris kann ein Happy Meal zum Weinen bringen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>10. Chuck Norris ist der Einzige, der die Zeit wirklich totschlagen kann.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Wie h\u00f6rt es sich an, wenn Chuck Norris angeln geht? \u2014 Du, Du und Du: rauskommen! 2. Chuck Norris tr\u00e4gt keine Uhr &#8211; ER entscheidet, wie sp\u00e4t es ist. 3. Wie viele Liegest\u00fctzen kann Chuck Norris? Alle! 4. Chuck Norris hat bis Unendlich gez\u00e4hlt. Zweimal. 5. Chuck Norris kann Dreht\u00fcren zuknallen. 6. Chuck Noris &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/?p=2173\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Meine liebsten Chuck Witze<\/span> weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[148],"tags":[150,151,149],"class_list":["post-2173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-witz","tag-chuck","tag-norris","tag-witz"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2173"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2178,"href":"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2173\/revisions\/2178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.geojrs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}